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Funny German short stories for learners

Contos has 15 German comedy series for learners: 7 at A1, 6 at A2, 2 at B1 and 3 at B2, counting the flatshare story at each level. The humour is gentle: two sausage sellers feuding over a carved turnip, a budget robot reading the family's messages, a choir locked out of its hall. Chapters 1 and 2 are free.

Comedy series
15
By level
A1 7 · A2 6 · B1 2 · B2 3
Chapters
116, of which 36 are free
Kind of humour
Situations, dry one-liners, small-town rivalries
German
Germany German, with plenty of everyday dialogue

What makes these German stories funny?

Timing, and a straight face. A lot of German comedy works by saying something absurd in a perfectly level voice. In Der Chor von Lindenbach, the rehearsal hall is locked, the key is missing, and the retired postman who brings a cake to every practice puts things in order of importance:

„Ohne Kuchen singt man schlecht, ohne Schlüssel auch“, sagt er.

"Without cake you sing badly, and without a key too," he says.

Der Chor von Lindenbach, chapter 1 (A2). Man is the general "you" or "one", and it takes the same verb ending as er and sie: singt.

At A1 the jokes sit in the situations, so they work even with very little German: two dogs who appear to be setting up their owners, twins swapping lives for a week, a household robot that tidies the flat and then starts reading everyone's emails. Higher up the humour gets drier, until at B2 a neighbourhood watch is so well informed that the police start to suspect it.

What are ja, doch and mal doing in German dialogue?

Setting the tone. These small words, called modal particles, are everywhere in spoken German and almost never translate word for word. Ja adds surprise or "as you can plainly see", doch pushes back or insists, and mal makes a request sound casual. Comedy dialogue is full of them:

Was ist los? Du siehst ja aus wie ein Geist.

What's up? You look like you've seen a ghost.

Die WG in der Bergmannstraße, chapter 2 (A2). Ayşe's ja means something like "honestly, look at you".

Learn to notice them rather than translate them. Once you can hear the difference between a bare Komm! and a friendly Komm doch mal!, German conversation starts to sound a lot warmer than its reputation.

Which German comedy should I read first?

  • A1: Die Tauschwochen, twin sisters who swap lives for seven days, or Der Wochenmarkt-Krieg, a feud between two sausage stalls in a Stuttgart market hall.
  • A2: Der Chor von Lindenbach, or Wer hat Bauers Dackel entführt?, in which a dachshund vanishes from a Berlin courtyard and every neighbour is a suspect.
  • B1: Das Erbe der Schwarzwälder Küche, two estranged siblings who each inherit half of their mother's recipe book.
  • B2: Die Augen der Lindenstraße, or Tatort Liebe, about rivalries off-set at a TV crime drama.
  • At every level: Die WG in der Bergmannstraße, three Berlin flatmates, a missing pot of savings and a new arrival nobody expected.

Starting from scratch? The A1 German stories are short and easy. For comedy with grandparents and siblings in it, see the German family stories, or browse every German series.

Frequently asked questions

Is German humour hard to understand?

Not in these stories. The comedy is mostly situational, so you see the joke even when a word escapes you. Dry one-liners get easier as your German grows, and getting them is a good sign that you are following.

Which comedy is best for beginners?

Try Die Tauschwochen or Die Bank am Morgen at A1. Both use short present-tense sentences and very simple dialogue.

How many comedy chapters are free?

36: chapters 1 and 2 of every comedy series. Chapters 3 onwards are part of Contos Premium.

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15 series here, each one ending on a cliffhanger. The first two chapters of every series are free.

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